Александр Овечкин

In Soviet Russia, Car Drives You!

The 2010 Grand Marshall of the Eastern Motors Invitational is none other than motor enthusiast Alexander Ovechkin, the greatest hockey player of all time after approximately 31 0ther guys. Give him a hand as he dances and sings the Eastern Motors song and…

Just Give The Man Some Vodka Please!!!

Alexander Ovechkin

  • Russian: Александр Михайлович Овечкин
  • Species: Cro Magnon Man
  • Teef: Missing one in the front
  • Height: 6-2
  • Weight: 220
  • Shoots: Right
  • Born: Sep 17, 1985 – Moscow, CCCP
  • Draft: 2004 – 1st round (1st overall) by the Washington Capitals
  • Wife: Attractive
  • English: Sub-satisfactory
  • Secret skill: Tearing open Chicken of the Sea can with sharp Russian incisors
  • Finances It: All the Way
  • Holes In One:


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